Frequently Asked Questions:

Is Randy randy?- Oh yes.

Weren't there more of you? - Yes, but now there are less.

How do you guys stay in such great physical shape? CJ prefers the famous South Park Diet, Randy and Matt are on the Coors diet and enjoy synchronized swimming in their spare time, and Eddie Lee King is into rock climbing.

Why aren't you guys signed?- Most of us can't even write.

If you weren't called the Stone Kings, what would the band be called?- Satan's Testicles

Is everyone in the band married?- Everyone but me.

To each other?- Yes.

Why do they call it gay, when so many of them are sad?- They're happy, not gay.

Do you like to take requests?- Yes. Write all your requests on the back of a $20 bill and give it to the band at any show.

Do you play any Lynyrd Skynyrd?- No, but write that request on a $50 bill and we'll think about learning it.

Who's the boss?- Tony Danza

Is that Ed's real hair?- No.

Was your manager Kelly really Miss Kansas in 1984?- Yes, but her crown was taken away shortly after the judges were informed of her exotic dancing career.

When is your CD coming out?- The last week of July 2004. Ty Tabor did the mastering and DJ Steve-O did the production and mixing, so its a very high quality album that we're were all exremely proud to make.

Have you ever won any awards? Oh yes...CJ has a plaque that was given to him for bowling a score of 265, and Matt was Fort Bend county spelling bee champion in 1985.

Is it true that Randy used to be a woman?- What do you mean "used to be"?